HELLARAD

by Kasey Bomber, for #11, The Galactic Issue

When I was in second grade I drew a diagram of the solar system on butcher paper for my science class. The sun was about the size of a medicine ball, artistically resembled at least half the tramp stamps in Texas, and wore sunglasses. Because, you [...]

Hey ‘Radders!
Hope your HELLADAYS were awesomely amazing. Ours were, and we wanted to share the highlights with you…in haiku form. So! Without further ado, we bring you our contributors’ poetic versions of their Christmas weekend:

HELLAday Haikus

Christmas came and went
Friends farted everywhere
Farticles. Die Hard.
(by skato)

Big guns a-blazin’
‘Murrkah rides into World Cup
Have a Xanax, guys
(by windigo)

Eighty [...]

We had too much rad shit to put on a plane, plenty of spare time and couldn’t think of anything more insane than spending 10 days on the road with each other. So myself, Motley Cruz and Rioter’s Block of Cruz Skate Shop jammed the hamstermobile full of awesomenocity, cranked up the hair metal and [...]